Valentimes Day! Hooray for settling!

One more quicky post after realizing the monumental day this is!

Sorry everyone, but fuck Valentines Day and everything it stands for.

You can love your significant other and treat them well 364 days of the year without making it a fucking guilt trip for the majority of the country, me included. Your happiness and love breed hate and loathing in all of us miserable single bastards who have no business ruining someone else's life by allowing them to be in a relationship with us. I am pretty sure that at this point in my life, any girl I dated would have to be either batshit crazy or have such low self esteem that getting slapped would translate to love. I am currently, for the past few years, rounding and approximating....10 years to be closer, and I know that no one in their right mind would want to deal with my bitching and sarcasm and bullshit. Therefore I know I shouldn't be in a relationship. But honestly, does everyone else in the fucking country have to choose oen day to cause me to go on suicide watch? What are they getting out of it? They get to show off to all the other couples that they acn A) Afford a nice meal and B) that they are well adjusted enough to be in public long enough to eat and not fight. Whoopdeefuckingdoo. Not even the other couples want to see that. They are there to fulfill the obligation of couples demeaning all of us miserable, single bastards to keep the cycle going.

So basically, I am doing a service by keeping myself far from women who wannt relationships and women in general. I should be rewarded and hailed as a hero for keeping my worthless genes out of the pool. Instead I am ostracized and mocked openly every holiday season, but especially on V-Day, which honestly sounds more like the day you discovered you had herpes and warts than anything else.

But, Happy Valentines day everyone! But love the one you're with. Those are wise words.